Fun facts .... [Ed. I get some very strange e-mail.]

• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
• If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
• The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
• A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
• A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour. (Don't try this at home, maybe at work.)
• The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
• The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
• The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
• Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)
• Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
• The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)
• Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
• Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
• A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
• An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
• Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
• Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

[Ed. None of this was written by me!]