Who are all you people and why are you here?

Get a room.

Extraordinary ...

A new series of Protein Wisdom by Jeff Goldstein ...

• Provocateurism
• Provocateurism 2
• Provocateurism 3
• Provocateurism 4
• Provocateurism 5

and a bang on analysis of American politics by American Thinker. via FIU

S.T.F.U ... I mean ... really ... just S.T.F.U.

... A divorce lawyer from Lethbridge [Alberta] with a second-rate patronage job just ordered a Canadian pastor to stop communicating to anyone, ever, about gays. Not to stop "hate speech" -- whatever that malleable legal definition is. She just told him to shut up, period.

And then she orders that Rev. Boissoin and his group are:
...prohibited from making disparaging remarks in the future about Dr. Lund or Dr. Lund's witnesses relating to their involvement in this complaint..

Again, not banned from "hate speech", whatever that is today; but banned from disparaging remarks about Lund, an anti-Christian activist, who now is "protected" not just from Rev. Boissoin's alleged anti-gay remarks, but from his political criticism of his own tormentor. Apparently, being a busy-body human rights complainant-of-fortune is a new "protected ground" of hate speech. Become one, and no-one can ever say anything "disparaging" about you again. Ever. Not even in an e-mail. ...

I'll do it, and I'll say it:

IMO, Lori Andreachuk is a moron.

Garden Nazis ....

Dear [name redacted], [name redacted], and [name redacted] and other Members of the Board of Directors of Carleton Condominium Corporation [number redacted]

Re: Gardening areas per your note of May 28, 2008

Thank you for responding so quickly, however, I have a few questions:

You wrote:

Your plans for hostas and impatiens along the back path, north to the gate of #5, are aligned with our original plan, as discussed on Sunday. Throughout the grounds, we tend to use white and several shades of pink impatiens – we’ll drop off a plug or two to illustrate, but any shades of pink and/or white would align well with the common grounds impatiens. (We prefer to avoid orange impatiens.)

So … what about the orange nasturtiums? What about fruity nasturtium which often gets pickled? Can they be supplanted by any other colour?

What’s so great about white or pink impatiens? What have you got against orange impatiens? What about peach impatiens?

If I didn’t hope for a better future, I’d call you garden variety racists.

Very best regards,

c.c. [good neighbours, so I’ll keep them out of it]

Woo Hoo !!!!!!

Digging through the old photo albums .....

yields some fun ....

Good times!

And then there were breastses .....

MT. LAUREL, N.J. – The Juvenile Products Manufacturers Association (JPMA), which represents the leading manufacturers of baby bottles in the United States, stands by the scientific research indicating that plastic baby bottles are safe. JPMA supports the rigorous scientific evaluation process of the National Toxicology Program’s (NTP) Center for the Evaluation of Risks to Human Reproduction.

Does anyone ... anyone .... remember when we suckled our young?

h/t

What's wrong with this picture ...

' I've got some meth in my pocket.'

Ugh.

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Short-bussted ...

"When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that's the dictator, because he speaks for all the people."

Can't you people find a little peanut plantation somewhere to park his ass?

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