To Restore from Stroke of Lightning
Shower with water for two hours; if the patient does not show signs of life, put salt in the water, and continue to shower an hour longer.
THE EVERYDAY COOK-BOOK 1892
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Erm, are they seasoning him? A stew perhaps?
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