Sunday, January 29, 2006

To Restore from Stroke of Lightning

Shower with water for two hours; if the patient does not show signs of life, put salt in the water, and continue to shower an hour longer.
THE EVERYDAY COOK-BOOK 1892
R.I.P.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Erm, are they seasoning him? A stew perhaps?

6:54 PM  

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