Um ... Haute Cutture .... Designer Vaginas?

from the Globe & Mail

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“Does anybody wake up in the morning and say, ‘I just really, really, really need to have my genitals reshaped because I just really want to do that because it's going to feel better'? “ Prof. Atkinson asked.

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If they repeatedly make the same request, the man who has been called the Picasso of vaginas will attempt to turn wish into reality. He is currently developing what he calls a “lip tuck,” a facelift of sorts that would shrink sagging skin around the vulva and create a more “youthful appearance.”

He hones new techniques on animal parts — chicken thighs, turkey legs and pig's ears — until he is ready to work on women.

“It's basically all about art. I'm an artist.”