Friday, August 31, 2007

Puffin' Stuff ...

... "It's a noble bird because it has good family values. They stay together for 30 years,'' Ignatieff said Thursday outside a Liberal caucus retreat in the Newfoundland capital.

"They lay one egg (each year). They put their excrement in one place. They hide their excrement. ... They flap their wings very hard and they work like hell.

"This seems to me a symbol for what our party should be.'' ...


Man ... that's just way TMI.

Heh.

via Hot Air

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Thursday, August 30, 2007

When your balls drop, it's a good thing!

No? Think again.

via FIU

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Journalism 101

Monday, August 27, 2007

Today's jackass awards go to ...

Ottawa city councillor Alex Cullen ....
voicing his strong opposition this morning to the Ottawa Police Service decision to put a “Support Our Troops” sticker on its vehicles.

In a letter sent to the media, Cullen says it was inappropriate for Chief Vernon White to “unilaterally place yellow stickers on public property” without at least clearing it with the police services board.

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“The debate should be over the appropriateness of using public property to promote what has become a political statement,” Cullen wrote. ...


Yup ... that's him. This is the same jackass who supports taxpayer funded free crackpipes and needles.

and ....

Michael Harris. But, that's just a given.

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How could you be a judge and keep a straight face?

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Saturday, August 25, 2007

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I've been away ...

Saturday, August 18, 2007

"What happens in Antarctica ... stays in Antarctica"



What a hoot.

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Green piece ... blue buns ....


BETTMERALP, Switzerland (AP) - Hundreds of naked people formed a "living sculpture" on Switzerland's Aletsch glacier Saturday aimed at raising awareness about climate change. ...


Sure ... like anything's going to rise on a glacier.

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Friday, August 17, 2007

Pride and passion .....



See ... that's how it's done.

via Blackfive and the PW Pub

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Thursday, August 16, 2007

OMG! What happened to Waldo????



via Hot Air

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

"Bringing Kandahar back to life"

" ‘All the better aspects’ returning to city once ruled by Taliban thugs
BY ANDREW MAYEDA 12 August 2007 in the Ottawa Citizen
KANDAHAR CITY

Six years ago, the only thriving business at Capthan Madad Square was the Taliban’s ministry for the propagation of virtue and prevention of vice.

Bands of Taliban prowled the square, ordering residents to turn off their music or scolding women for not wearing burkas. The streets, say residents who lived here at the time, were all but deserted.

The ministry building has since been destroyed in an air strike. In its place sits a commercial plaza with cellphone stores and electronics shops.

“Afghanistan was turned into a big jail,” said Naseem Mohammad, who recently opened a modern coffee shop that is already flourishing along the square.

“Now, it’s a democratic country with an open environment. Business is booming, technology is coming. All the better aspects of life are coming.”

As recently as a year ago, NATO commanders worried Kandahar City would fall back into the hands of the Taliban. Today, there are signs that the city is getting back on its feet. Traffic bustles, merchants hawk their wares on the sidewalk, and construction sites rattle with activity.

Still, the threat of violence remains a daily fact of life for Kandahar residents. Suicide bombings, ambushes of police checkpoints and assassinations of high-profile government and business figures are commonplace.

Unless Afghan and NATO forces quell the violence, local merchants warn, the city’s nascent recovery will fizzle.

“Some aspects are better, but in some ways things are not as good as they were supposed to be,” says Mr. Mohammad, who moved back to Kandahar from the United States a few years ago. “It’s a day-to-day struggle.”

Mr. Mohammad, 33, admits he was nervous when he opened the Kandahar Coffee Shop less than two years ago. He worried how the Taliban would react to a café that serves cheeseburgers and stocks American magazines. He considered posting armed guards at the entrance, but decided that would only make his shop more of a target.

Since then, his café has become a popular meeting place for young, educated Afghans and the occasional foreigner.

“They just want to get away from the daily stresses, the daily problems and political issues that are on the street,” says Mr. Mohammad.

The clean, brightly coloured shop features Internet access for patrons and a billiard room. He is building a room downstairs where women can congregate.

With small successes like these, Mr. Mohammad and fellow residents hope that Kandahar might one day regain its lustre. Founded by Alexander the Great in the fourth century BC, the city eventually became the first capital of the Afghan empire in the 18th century.

The city has enormous holy and cultural significance. It houses the mausoleum of Ahmad Shah Duranni, the first Afghan king. A shrine next door holds the cloak of Muhammad, which bequeaths upon its wearer the status of king of all Muslims.

In the 1970s, the city became a popular stop for backpackers making their way to the Far East.

But 30 years of near-constant conflict have taken their toll, and not everyone has decided to stick it out. Real estate prices have dropped as businesses and residents pack up for safer cities elsewhere in Afghanistan or across the border in Pakistan.

Sadullah Khan, a real estate agent in town, said prime real estate was commanding prices of $50 per square metre last year. These days, prices hover between $25 to $30 per square metre.

“The people are confused. They’re worried about their future, so a lot of people want to sell their land,” he said through an interpreter.

Businesses face other obstacles, such as corruption and inefficiency. Government officials implement the tax laws erratically, and businesses are often forced to pay bribes throughout their distribution chain, said Nasrullah Durrani, regional manager of the Afghanistan Investment Support Agency.

Factories producing everything from dried fruit to plastics often have to shut down because of blackouts. As Mr. Durrani talks about the lack of reliable electricity supply, the power goes out in his office.

“Compared with six years ago, things have improved. But it is getting worse again, because of the insecurity and other problems,” he said.

The provincial police chief, Sayed Agha Saqib, says the security situation in the city has improved in the past year, and suicide bombings and other insurgent attacks have become less common.

“The police control all parts of the city, as well as the districts,” he declared in an interview this week.

Mr. Saqib conceded, however, that the provincial force has sustained casualties in its clashes with insurgents in restive districts such as Panjwaii and Zhari. Such instability, even in the rural areas, can affect the city’s economy.

Abdul Bari, who owns a paint store in Kandahar, said rural customers are reluctant to travel because of security concerns in their districts.

“If you want to take money home at night, you have to carry a weapon to protect yourself,” he said."



This is what we're doing there.

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Saturday, August 11, 2007

Bridging the gap with some very "sexy" engineering

and, it's right in my back yard! Well, close enough that I can wander through the park behind my house to watch.

Tonight's replacement of the Island Park bridges will make Canadian highway history, save millions of dollars, and give the public a look at adventurous engineering.

For the first time in Canada, a highway bridge will be replaced overnight using rapid-lift technology known as self-propelled modular transporters.

The new technique will reduce two years of traffic tieups to a mere 15 hours and save $2.4 million in traffic detour costs. It will also save time and money for motorists. ...






The "live cam" is up and working. The process is supposed to start tonight at 8pm EST and finish by noon tomorrow. There's an animation of it here.

I'm taking my lawn chair, my camera and my cooler!

"If you build it, they will come!"

UPDATE 9PM: Within an hour, they've almost completed both cuts across 7 lanes of the 417 ...




Update 9:45 Here goes the first piece ...




UDATE 11PM The first piece is headed for the staging area ...



It really is like watching paint dry. The second piece is almost clear ...



UPDATE Midnight The old pieces are tucked away for the night ... me too ...



UPDATE 6:45AM The new sections are in place ...




UPDATE 8AM The paving equipment is in place on the south side of the bridge, and the fill is nearing completion on the north.




Actually, they are paving the south side ...




..like a symphony ...




UPDATE 10AM The press arrives for a ribbon cutting ceremony and politicians get in the way. Freakin' predictable ....






UPDATE 11AM Two lanes to go ...



UPDATE 11:30AM Traffic eastbound in one lane ...



UPDATE NOON Almost ... just washing up ...



UPDATE almost 1PM One lane of traffic westbound ...



Nicely orchestrated ... bravo!!

That's it ... that's all.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Ah! Now I can go to bed ....

laughing.

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Dumber and Dumber … the morass of stupid

… and the creeping and insidious suppression of free speech and free will.

This isn't going to end anytime soon.

Neither will this:

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We recognize your right to be an idiot, a moron and a hypocrite,

... but, Larry David is pretty funny.

"If environmentalism is to Democratic America what religious morality is to Republican states, there is at least one Laurie David for every Ted Haggard. The gossip site TMZ in October, 2006, compiled a short tally sheet: George Clooney drives an electric car that gets 135 miles to the gallon--and then hopped on a private jet to Tokyo, burning enough fuel in one flight to power his car back and forth across the Pacific 57 times. Julia Roberts, Jennifer Lopez, Brad Pitt: same story.

But maybe Larry David put it best. Asked by reporters for reaction to the divorce, he answered, "I went home and turned all the lights on." "

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Monday smiles ...



h/t Carin

Hey ... Jay! SALSA!!

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Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Hah ...


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Jay ... I need to get this for you before you take me riding.

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