Curse you, Paul Martin!

h/t Gail

Thou puny swag-bellied clotpole!
Thou puking shag-eared death-token!
Thou surly white-livered coxcomb!
Thou roynish shrill-gorged lout!
Thou surly half-faced hedge-pig!
Thou venomed pox-marked fustilarian!
Thou froward fool-born death-token!
Thou haughty fly-bitten manikin!
Thou spleeny weak-hinged flax-wench!
Thou gorbellied dread-bolted malt-worm!

That was fun! Try it ...