Priceless ...

from Chili Cookoff, 1999 ... handicapped from the start!!

"This is an armadillo. Note the hair in the close-up:"

"When the race starts you hope your armadillo runs in the right direction and fastest. You are not allowed to touch them to make them go. (No whipping like with horses.) You can only blow on their tails:"

"There were four races and then a run-off. Warren McFadden of Computer Associates won, beating out Shawn McMichael of Microsoft in the finals:"