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Eggheads Invent Tele-Petting
"This is the first human-poultry interaction system ever developed," said professor Adrian David Cheok, the leader of the team, who has been developing the technology for nearly two years.
"We understand the perceived eccentricity of developing a system for humans to interact with poultry remotely, but this work has a much wider significance," he added.
posted by Diana at 9:21 AM
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"The team is investigating the possibility of "internet hugging" and plans to develop an advanced haptic suit for humans, which will incorporate tiny air sacs, compressors and valves to impart a "high-fidelity" feeling of being hugged."
What the hell?
So, is that lightweight haptic jacket the chicken wears like a Pea-Coat ? Do Dolphins wear them too? because I'm starting to see some connections here...
Sounds like the first steps toward a fully functional orgasmatron.
Now if they can just invent Haptic Jackets for specific body parts that plug into your car cigarette lighter.. or hotwire to your wireless PC..
I'm afraid that this could eventually be used for toture.
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