You can't make it up

Grilled Pork Chops (in a nose candy marinade) on Spiced up PETA :

" Of three groups of pigs in the study, one will be given cocaine, one will be shocked with the devices, and one will be given both cocaine and electric blasts. Some will be subjected to Webster's "SuperTaser," up to 30 times as powerful as the model police use. All pigs will be on anesthesia so they won't feel pain. "

"It was a toy banana with a smiley face"